Denim Shorts of the Classy Variety

I really, really want tailored, non-ratty, classy dark denim shorts. Why are they so hard to find? Why, fashion gods, is this such a difficult thing to ask for?
Of course, if you don't mind spending a ridiculous amount you can have these lovelies:

Hudson Pleated High Waist Short
$143 at Shopbop
(Pretty much perfectly fits the bill... with bright flats and a plain tucked-in American Apparel tee, one sees spring fashion perfection. Why, Hudson, do you charge as much for shorts as for full size jeans?)
Forever 21 Pleated Denim Short
$19.90
(and these are a little hot-pant-y. although a nice wash.)


Arghh the search goes on...